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AAARRRGGGHHH (that was me screaming in FURY)!!! Why?

BECAUSE I'M SO TIRED OF THIS CRAZY FAMILY I'M IN RIGHT NOW!!!

My mom and dad keeps siding my bratty, annoying and irritating seven-year-old sister (don't be surprised...her name is Brianna)! They let her get away with everything, and when I do just a TINY bit wrong, they would scream their heads off at me! When I say, "That's NOT fair! You're being biased!" they would say, "You're the older sister and you have to set a good example for your sister." and they would tell all of their friends what did I do and what I said. And they will make up stories. Like if I did nothing wrong, they would make up a story to tell their friends, like as if they would die if they did not have a story to tell. Okay...actually, that is my mom who makes up stories, NOT my dad.

Don't get me started on my sister. She can be great BFFs with Brianna (Nikki's sister) and have tons of fun, like making disgusting stuff like PBJ&P sandwiches! Or my sister's very disgusting Nutella roll, or Nutella sandwiches. Just thinking about it makes me want to puke! * vomit * See the other antics my sister loves to do to antagonise me in my previous blog post.

I need help! I seriously want to dial 911 for help and hand my crazy family to the police!

Remember to let your inner dork shine through! Stay dorky and stay tuned for my next blog post!

~ Dorkarella

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